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what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

(Source: bummrd, via leondra-dee)

— 5 months ago with 507932 notes


So this is the story they weave for that bullshit ass sextape? Wow. Lol, I could’ve definitely come out with something better than that. 

Thank you!! My goodness

— 5 months ago with 13 notes


horton hears a what

horton hears a who

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

(via manda)

— 10 months ago with 87645 notes
"He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you."
― Bob Marley (via psych-quotes)

(via psych-quotes)

— 10 months ago with 5532 notes


"sorry u weren’t invited! we just assumed u had better things to do"

(via minkstwink)

— 10 months ago with 46746 notes

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending


I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

(via minkstwink)

— 10 months ago with 642283 notes